Toilets Quotes · Page 5

Art is too popular. If plumbing was as popular as art is we would have amateur plumbers running around brandishing wrenches and…

— Walter Darby Bannard

The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl,…

— John Gregory Dunne

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void…

— Les Dawson

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until…

— Kelly Williams Brown

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.

— Geoff Thompson

I lived on Fulton Street in an enormous studio - I needed a bicycle to get to the toilet, about half a…

— Erro

I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more…

— Sloane Crosley

There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.

— Hugh Leonard

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.

— Hilary Swank

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to…

— Kathryn Stockett

When you look at the actual data on technological innovation, one thing you see is that what I call the 'low-hanging fruit'…

— Tyler Cowen

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or…

— David Sedaris

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide…

— Rose George

NASA's training philosophy is "no surprises." So what they did is put a simulator on Earth where it looks exactly the same…

— Mike Mullane

Carter pulled out several lengths of brown twine, a small ebony cat statue, and a thick roll of paper. No, not paper.…

— Rick Riordan

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

— Rainbow Rowell

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet.

— Bob Fosse

When someone kisses someone or flushes the toilet it is my other who sits in a ball and cries. My other beats…

— Anne Sexton

Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone." "The whole night?" Immediately, I realized it might not…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators…

— Richard Turner

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

— Bill Cosby

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

— Jason Hawes

I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the…

— Willie Aames

Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl?

— Bret Hart