But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one. — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600. — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea. — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper. — Geoff Thompson Copy Share Image
Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet… — Janet Frame Copy Share Image
If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a… — Joe Casey Copy Share Image
I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the… — Alfred the Great Copy Share Image
Former police chief of Houston once said of me: “Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet… — Carly Aquilino Copy Share Image
It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly.… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Oils of cinnamon and eucalyptus are as powerful against some microorganisms as conventional antibiotics, and are especially effective against flus. Sandalwood oil… — Robert Tisserand Copy Share Image
When I was little, my friends would gush over wedding gowns and honeymoons. But I saw too many people flush decades together… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone." "The whole night?" Immediately, I realized it might not… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
People said I was a leader. Here's the kind of leader I was. I made sure toilets were clean. I made sure… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
“Shit now is the color white folks are afraid of. Shit is the presence of death, not some abstract-arty character with a… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became. — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet… — David Reuben Copy Share Image
Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
