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Every free minute away from dance (my main focus) I was memorizing new English words, either showering, walking or on the toilet.… — Li Cunxin Copy Share Image
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
We are at Jesus' disposal. If he wants you to be sick in bed, if he wants you to proclaim His work… — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
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I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet… — David Reuben Copy Share Image
Each civilization may choose one of two roads to travel, that is, either fret itself to death, or pet itself to death.… — Stanislaw Lem Copy Share Image
New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
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The Australian backyard was once built for tradesmen and outdoor toilets. As suburbs spread, it became a playground and source of pride... — Pete Munro Copy Share Image
We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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