There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet. — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I have a little collection of miniature toilets that I'm going to try to display somewhere, maybe. — John Wilson Copy Share Image
Liberals retain a totemic attachment to the Freudian idea that traumatic toilet training is destiny. — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
I do like toilets as concepts. Being a toilet is a job that's inherently demeaning, so humanising that is exciting to me. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl,… — John Gregory Dunne Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? — Bret Hart Copy Share Image
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
My dad worked - f - k if I know - seven jobs? He painted a house. He would deliver toilets. He… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets,… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet… — Jo Nesbo Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush,… — Ja Rule Copy Share Image
I was sorting through my mother's things. All the letters from friends had to go. I don't know why she kept them,… — Lucy Ellmann Copy Share Image
Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I confess to a rare problem - gynekinetophobia, or the fear of women falling on me - but this is a rather… — Bill Mollison Copy Share Image
I don't think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Individuals interested in donating can call The Bridge. We do still need food, paper products, money, cleaning supplies - if people could… — Maggie Elizabeth Jones Copy Share Image
Beauty is that little something that fills the whole world, and is contained neither in a single straight nose, a long eyelash,… — William Morris Hunt Copy Share Image
A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they… — E. Jean Carroll Copy Share Image
In my own work, I'd say I'm a classicist, but I look everywhere for my solutions. I don't study the toilet-living habits… — Philip Johnson Copy Share Image
My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
