I am preparing myself for death. When I go to sleep, I try to keep myself smiling. So that when I die,… — Zohra Sehgal Copy Share Image
When I have an idea, I share it with everyone. People say someone will steal my idea, but it's not like I… — Cameron Johnson Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
After the bare requisites to living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some record of himself, a proof, perhaps, that he… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Let me speak frankly: separate but equal is a fraud. It is the language that tried to push Rosa Parks to the… — David Lammy Copy Share Image
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
“Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls… — Mark David Gerson Copy Share Image
“So one time when I was working in this motel one of the toilets leaked and I had to replace the flapper… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Every parent who has ever said a few words over a goldfish in a toilet bowl or felt the numbness of an… — Lori Borgman Copy Share Image
Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta… — Alex Shoumatoff Copy Share Image
Online, you're providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don't have… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
I wasn't paying attention," said Myrtle dramatically. "Peeves upset me so much I came in here and tried to kill myself. Then,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, my friends would gush over wedding gowns and honeymoons. But I saw too many people flush decades together… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I think drugs played a big role in the Taboo scene. People were taking copious amounts of ecstasy, which had filtered over… — Boy George Copy Share Image
The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one. — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
When you say you're not a feminist, if feminism hadn't existed, and you didn't live in a feminist world, you wouldn't be… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing... — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
