Collection Quote by John Wilson

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

— Andy Warhol

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

— Dolly Parton

I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet.

— Dr. Dre

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

— Rick Riordan

We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.

— Adam Thielen

If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P

— Ritu Ghatourey

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young

If you look at the end of a roll of toilet paper, like the brown paper tube, I basically worked in a factory that…

— Demetrious Johnson

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

— Anonymous

I should make my own toilet tissue since I'm the shit.

— Anonymous

Would you like some toilet paper, you're talking a load of shit !!

— Anonymous

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.

— Samuel Johnson