“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I sat on a toilet watching the water run thinking what an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
During the 1970s and 1980s, Congress distributed more than $60 billion to cities to make sure that what goes into toilets, industrial… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they… — E. Jean Carroll Copy Share Image
Surely it is one of the requisites of a tasteful garb that the expression of effort to please shall be wanting in… — Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward Copy Share Image
The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I was focused on building things from an early age. When I was about 3, our toilet broke, and my mother was… — Colin Angle Copy Share Image
No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job. — James G. March Copy Share Image
How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
You know, I've been to some superstars' houses, and I've been really disgusted when I see their platinum discs hanging in the… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the… — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The way we live our daily lives is what most effects the situation of the world. If we can change our daily… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
Zen is to religion what a Japanese "rock garden" is to a garden. Zen knows no god, no afterlife, no good and… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so.… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
When New Orleans was flooded in August 2005, the rising water cut off Memorial Medical Centre, a community hospital that was holding… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You've got the whole stuff with transgender toilets and stuff like that - that's no way for a government to behave. We're… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
