Too funny Quote by Jeri Smith-Ready

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“Sweetie, there’s nothing ‘just’ about being a plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor.”

— Tracy Ewens

“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with…

— Rick Riordan

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”

— Rob Johnson

“I have played in every toilet but you still want to spoil it to prove I've made a big mistake”

— Muse

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis clogs the pipe.”

— Jarod Kintz