Dark Quote by Jen Lancaster

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic…

— Peter F. Hamilton

I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

— Ana

Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!

— Ash Sweeney

Would you like some toilet paper, you're talking a load of shit !!

— Anonymous

You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...

— Anonymous

I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes...do I really want to go there?

— Anonymous

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

— Charlie Day

Leh we do like toiletpaper and roll!!!!

— Trini Gurl

I don't get why people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like

— Charlean

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

— Joel Madden

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

— Kristen Schaal