For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
To wash one's hair, make one's toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We imagine much more appropriately an artisan on his toilet seat or on his wife than a great president, venerable by his… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Art is borne out of necessity. Music is a tool and men are doers. When a relationship is working, you don't need… — Sxip Shirey Copy Share Image
“I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Individuals interested in donating can call The Bridge. We do still need food, paper products, money, cleaning supplies - if people could… — Maggie Elizabeth Jones Copy Share Image
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a… — Joe Casey Copy Share Image
It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this? — William P. Young Copy Share Image
Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet… — Carly Aquilino Copy Share Image
Since [Rousseau's] time, and largely thanks to him, the Ego has steadily tended to efface itself, and, for purposes of model, to… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Rochelle," she calls out, still looking at me. "Is there anyone down at the desk? I need something." I'm too startled to… — Patricia McCormick Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets:… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It wasn't that I couldn't write. I wrote every day. I actually worked really hard at writing. At my desk by 7… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
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