If your catchphrase has appeared in men's toilets, then you know you've made it! — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse. — Kristin Bauer van Straten Copy Share Image
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet. — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share Image
We imagine much more appropriately an artisan on his toilet seat or on his wife than a great president, venerable by his… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
You have to offer sort of an evolution visually and do things like you've never seen before, like a fight between two… — Jaume Collet-Serra Copy Share Image
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Even if you have an ADA room, every disability is so different that people need different things. A lot of times they'll… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
I am preparing myself for death. When I go to sleep, I try to keep myself smiling. So that when I die,… — Zohra Sehgal Copy Share Image
Carter pulled out several lengths of brown twine, a small ebony cat statue, and a thick roll of paper. No, not paper.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It's expensive to keep communism alive today. I've already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can't… — Nicolae Ceausescu Copy Share Image
There is no knowing beyond that membrane, the meniscus of death. What can be seen from here is distorted, refracted. All we… — China Mieville Copy Share Image
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. — Klaus Kinski Copy Share Image
The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
“I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I learned my "facts of life" on toilet walls. I'd walk up in school bathrooms and there would be crude drawings and… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
There are 41 million people who do not have access to a toilet in Pakistan and as a result they are defecating… — Geeta Rao Gupta Copy Share Image
Art is too popular. If plumbing was as popular as art is we would have amateur plumbers running around brandishing wrenches and… — Walter Darby Bannard Copy Share Image
As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
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