There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the… — Shigeru Miyamoto Copy Share Image
I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I just saw an ad the other day that I couldn't believe. There was this woman-and I think it's degrading to womankind-she… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think women are really vicious in the work place, they're really jealous, really competitive. Women are emotional, they cry in toilets.… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in… — Steve Garvey Copy Share Image
Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here. — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Beauty is that little something that fills the whole world, and is contained neither in a single straight nose, a long eyelash,… — William Morris Hunt Copy Share Image
People forget what a big issue toilet training is for adults and kids, and it is not fun, especially when you're in… — Robert Munsch Copy Share Image
She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
The thing about bands is everybody wants to be the next Oasis, and that doesn't mean slogging it out around the toilet… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush,… — Ja Rule Copy Share Image
The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people… — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
I have requested the corporates to evolve plans under corporate social responsibility to build clean toilets specially for girl students in schools.… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I am a big fan of long drop, composting toilets - I like the cycle of using waste. When you have experienced… — Kevin McCloud Copy Share Image
It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When they took TV to Fiji they found that after 3 years nearly 12 girls out of 100 were over the toilet… — Susie Orbach Copy Share Image
The Merchant, to Secure His Treasure The merchant, to secure his treasure, Conveys it in a borrowed name: Euphelia serves to grace… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image