When they took TV to Fiji they found that after 3 years nearly 12 girls out of 100 were over the toilet… — Susie Orbach Copy Share Image
How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets:… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up… — Lou Ferrigno Copy Share Image
Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Clean water is only as far away as the nearest tap, and there are taps everywhere. There's a faucet everywhere. But the… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
It wasn't that I couldn't write. I wrote every day. I actually worked really hard at writing. At my desk by 7… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
We are at Jesus' disposal. If he wants you to be sick in bed, if he wants you to proclaim His work… — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
I'd like to say that Muslims are never in violence with white people. It's the black man who love you. See, you… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people… — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
F.R. Leavis's "eat up your broccoli" approach to fiction emphasises this junkfood/wholefood dichotomy. If reading a novel--for theeighteenth century reader, the most… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
It's a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
With toilet books, people don't review them that much. They don't really pay much attention to them. It's just like, "Oh, okay.… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
Mothers born on relief have their babies on relief. Nothingness, truly, seems to be the condition of these New York people. They… — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
It was not long after sunrise, and Stephen Waterman, fresh from his dip in the river, had scrambled up the hillside from… — Kate Douglas Wiggin Copy Share Image
European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
As education and employment secretary in 1997, I inherited hundreds of schools where the roofs leaked, the windows rattled, and they relied… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
I don't think you can get away with putting your talents in a toilet bowl and not having them flushed away. Forever.… — Sean Penn Copy Share Image
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Let me tell you, people go on and on about what a great idea electricity was, but I'm going to put toilet… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins,… — Ian Somerhalder Copy Share Image
You know, I've been to some superstars' houses, and I've been really disgusted when I see their platinum discs hanging in the… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred… — James Dickey Copy Share Image
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as… — Beck Copy Share Image
Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in… — Steve Garvey Copy Share Image
I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide… — Rose George Copy Share Image
“No thanks,’ said Harry. ‘The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.’… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image