Brother Quote by Bill Cosby

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

— Mitch Hedberg

“He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...”

— Orson Scott Card

And then I wonder, does my brother think of me this way? We entered this world together, one after the other, beats in a…

— Lauren DeStefano

“As I was walking to my car, a crow that was sitting on a wall suddenly scooped down and did number two on my…

— Moni Mohsin

When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy…

— Anonymous

“Do you remember that scene in Airplane! where the guy with the flags is waving a jet into its gate, then someone asks him…

— Rebecca Flowers

At the end of the day, I can't always rely on my brother and I never really have.

— T. J. Watt

My brother is like, "You are a Victoria's Secret Angel?" He cannot believe it. When I told him the first time he was like,…

— Elsa Hosk

“- My little brother craps himself." I laughed. "- Well, maybe it's because he's, like, only one?" "- Whatever, it's still gross.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.

— Penny Ward Moser

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

— Charlie Day

That awkward moment when you're dancing like a hypocrite in your room and your brother walks in...Umm...

— Anonymous