Door Quote by Carlos Mencia

Every bathroom is open if you kick the door hard enough.

— Green Monk

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can't…

— Anthony Bourdain

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

— Sinead Burke

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

— Andy Warhol

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.

— Jonny Wilkinson

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

I hate it when people come to my house and ask whether I have a toilet. Oh no sorry, we just take our dumps…

— Anonymous

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in…

— Tina Fey

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet,

— Jairam Ramesh

“The bathroom appears clean and, thankfully, normal. Although there are two toilets right next to each other. Wait. One is definitely a toilet, but…

— Kristin Rae