Paper Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

“The train resembles the Soviet type and is quite comfortable, but all socialist structures I have ever encountered have toilets stemming from a single…

— Arthur Miller

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic…

— Peter F. Hamilton

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

For them (the peoples of the Soviet Union) We cherish the warmest paternal affection. We are well aware that not a few of them…

— Pope Pius XI

Here we were, corrupting all those Russians toward communism.

— Jack Levine

And Communist Russia was so bad because they followed their people, they snooped on them, they arrested them, they put them in secret prisons,…

— Steve Wozniak

“The Soviet regime robbed people not only of their ability to live freely but also of the ability to understand fully what had been…

— Masha Gessen

“Don’t call these the “wonders of Soviet heroism" when you write about it. Those wonders really did exist. But first there had to be…

— Svetlana Alexievich

“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the”

— Rachel Renée Russell

I don't get why people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like

— Charlean

“If political scientists couldn’t predict the downfall of the Soviet Union—perhaps the most important event in the latter half of the twentieth century—then what…

— Nate Silver

It not enough toilet paper for the shit people talk these days .

— Marqueis Baynes