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“People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.”

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I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.

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Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

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