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“If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.” quote by Jim Thompson — Download Open image

“If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.”

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