Bulbs Quote by Julia Roberts

Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.

— Alexander Gordon Smith

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

— Sarah Dessen

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

Before you go to the bathroom in someones house make sure they have toilet paper…i now know

— Cici Says

I'm pissed off like a blind person looking for a restroom.

— Mac Miller

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

That dammit moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like Now what do I do¦?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young

THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the bathroom because…

— Robert Gray

That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper...

— Epifania Savea

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton