Ghost Quote by Jason Hawes

One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought…

— Mitch Hedberg

A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to…

— Anna Nicole Smith

Many of the best traps are simple. You just have to think about it, and hope your victim doesn't.

— Rick Riordan

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself.

— Raymond Chandler

Most traditional ghost stories feature rather hapless protagonists, who have nasty things happen to them.

— Jonathan Stroud

The house ghost is usually a harmless and well-meaning creature. It is put up with as long as possible. It brings good luck to…

— William Butler Yeats

Have I personally ever seen a ghost? Not one.

— Dan Aykroyd

If I were ghost ,i would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started masturbating.

— @efiosiugbore

There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet…

— Shigeru Miyamoto

I saw a ghost once, about 20 years ago. It took the form of someone coming out of a sleeping body and sitting at…

— Peter Ackroyd

I have never seen a ghost, no. Or I've buried it deep in my subconscious.

— Francois Arnaud

In all my years of Ghost Hunting I have never been afraid, after all, a ghost is only a fellow human being in trouble

— Hans Holzer