Demand Quote by Nicolas Chamfort

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.

— Samuel Johnson

The provision of toilets is a minimum requirement for the dignity of our women.

— Narendra Modi

A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

— Nikhil Saluja

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

Surely it is one of the requisites of a tasteful garb that the expression of effort to please shall be wanting in it; that…

— Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

“You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.”

— Bram Stoker

The beauty of a house lies in the toilet

— Anonymous

“Yes, that’s correct, I’ve just managed to squirt out some anal leakage as my dream girl makes her way to the door. A genuine…

— George P. Saunders

“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my adult life.…

— Jen Lancaster

By the care she lavishes on her toilet, by the concern she has for her beauty set off by her adornment, a woman regards…

— Georges Bataille

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja