Next Quote by J.A. Redmerski

“Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep…

— J.A. Redmerski

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

— Billy Wilder

I've been drinking all night and I feel like performing with you in the bedroom. Flooring to the dresser, don't want nothing less cause…

— Wiz Khalifa

A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.

— Nikhil Saluja

Then I'd crawl back into bed, smelling her all around me, and tell myself that next time, I would lock that window. But I…

— Sarah Dessen

I slept on a friend's kitchen floor for a year and a half.

— Ben Miller

I went to the bedroom and lay on the floor, so as not to mess up the covers.

— Miranda July

YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!!…

— Mike Epps

You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it.

— Anonymous

“Is there anywhere else to sleep tonight... Anywhere?' I pleaded. There's Mei's office, but you'll have to sleep on the floor I'm afraid.' Mei…

— Ta'afuli Andrew Fiu

That risky naked trip from the bathroom to your bed room.

— Anonymous

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me…

— Fred Savage