I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The gay movement has realized its agenda, so they've gotta transfer that energy somewhere and transgenders is the next. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Susan Rice has withdrawn her name from the running to be the next secretary of state. The thing is, she was never… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton has gotten rich, and she's made a lot of speeches, and she's get great book deals and so forth. But… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Can our culture be reclaimed? How can we stay free in the next century? While people of other countries have been restricted… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One of the predictions that I was the first to make is now materializing, and that prediction was that Obama isn't going… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton became president, and he [Bill Clinton] kept cheating - and she kept destroying the women. She was supposed to be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The leaders of these moments know full well they're never gonna live next to these newly arriving immigrants. They're gonna live in… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left can't accept rejection, they can't accept defeat, and they're gonna spend the next four years [2017-2020] telling themselves they didn't… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One day Barack Obama targets one group or business, the next day he targets another. Never, ever does he take responsibility for… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The more success [Donald] Trump has, the greater the energy poured into opposing him is gonna be. If you are thinking that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Nobody ever leaves the KGB, by the way. Once you're there, no matter what you say you've done next, nobody ever leaves… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The only basis for even talking about global warming is the predictions spewed out by computer models. The only quote/unquote "evidence" of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Then the actual count comes in and not only does that not happen, [Donald] Trump wins, Hillary [Clinton] loses, they don't get… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If [the Conservatives] lose, we say, "Okay, we gotta change. We gotta improve, come back and win the next election." They [leftists]… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People from all over the world came to America and assimilated into a single culture rooted in the founding, which is rooted in individual… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything they, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image