Plumbing Quote by Rick Riordan

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I couldn’t get in the tub, so I ran some bath water instead.”

— Caryn Lee

“But when I saw the price of water I nearly choked. In the last hour it had gone up tenfold. Buying some more information,…

— Nicholas Lamar Soutter

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“So if he'd been a plumber, ___ _____ would've been about toilets?" Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny :)”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“I’m all right now,” I said, “but leave me alone. I’m going down to the river to bathe.” I took seven steps, and then…

— Roger Zelazny

“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.”

— C.M. Stunich

“I have to fill the bathtub with water.”

— Nalini Singh