Write in the kitchen, lock yourself up in the bathroom. Write on the bus or the welfare line, on the job or… — Gloria E. Anzaldúa Copy Share Image
The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Singing in the bathroom is interior stupidity. Outside the bathroom is exterior absurdity. — Mohammad MUSTAFA Copy Share Image
I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt. — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm on tour and I'm in my hotel room and I'm writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom… — Colbie Caillat Copy Share Image
When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom… — Amiri Baraka Copy Share Image
John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Back on Nov. 23, 1963, I sailed into Manhattan Harbor onboard the Queen Mary and landed with no job and contacts and… — Robin Leach Copy Share Image
I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Looking back, I realize my favorite stories weren't in books, they were in comics. On top of being a history enthusiast, my… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
'The Exorcist' is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, seven years old with my mother… — Odette Annable Copy Share Image
“People who saw the Graceland master bathroom would remark on its extravagance—a TV set! Telephones! A cushioned seat!—but the décor was in… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
No, it’s very comforting actually, to know that you’re sitting in a long legacy of actresses who’ve played the role. I’m absolutely… — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I just enjoy the sound as I hear it in everything around me. The high and low frequencies of sound bewitch me.… — Sivamani Copy Share Image
At the core of every person or belief, there's a pain and a thorn. There's always something, whether it's a physical thing,… — Michael K. Williams Copy Share Image
My family traveled a lot. For a while we even lived in a trailer and traveled from campground to campground. If we… — Alice Greczyn Copy Share Image
Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper — Ciara Leon Copy Share Image
I dont judge people. Unless, they walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall and show me why you deserve to have it all. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror -- its presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again. — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles. — Sally Mann Copy Share Image
It's when you go bathroom to pee at 3:00 am and you rush back to bed coz it feels someonecreepy is at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake?” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom. — Paget Brewster Copy Share Image
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom. — Yi So-Yeon Copy Share Image
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. — Ronnie Spector Copy Share Image
I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face. — Betty Gilpin Copy Share Image
