Dog Quote by Gregor Collins

““When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on with encouragement.””

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“Did the guy who invent the shower cap also invent the fitted bed sheet?”

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“I wish dogs understood: 'We're going in five minutes.”

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“All great art is almost never received well initially; don't quit before the world opens its eyes.”

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“Live your life somewhere in between Ayn Rand and Mother Theresa. It's just as important to better yourself as it is to better others.”

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“Sade pretty much summed up life in seven words: 'It's only love that gets you through.”

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“People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, 'I want to eventually experience something less amazing.”

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