Bathroom Quote by Ronnie Spector

My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

— Bobby Heenan

I went almost naked to see that my mother was kept decent and treated as a human being for the first time in all…

— Fannie Lou Hamer

During the send-off at my wedding to the groom's house, I embraced my mother tight, and that was when I realized that I was…

— Meghana Raj

At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that…

— Casey Wilson

I remember going with my grandmother to the houses she cleaned when I was little, and I would have to stay down in the…

— Dwane Casey

I slept on a friend's kitchen floor for a year and a half.

— Ben Miller

I had a one night stand with my best friend's baby sister.

— Jake Owen

Then came nights when, lying awake beside my final wife, I would spend too much time putting my finger on what was wrong. I…

— Gary Lutz

Some of my best memories are with my mom, dancing with her in the living room.

— Chrishell Stause

For 10 minutes, I was somebody's mother, and that was both the most traumatic and also the most transcendent experience of my life.

— Ariel Levy

I was actually born in the front bedroom while my dad sat on the wall outside, feeling sick. Twenty minutes after my mother gave…

— Jeremy Kyle