The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement… — John Allen Paulos Copy Share Image
I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come? — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom;… — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school and met with a… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
I had an older brother, an older sister and a younger brother, and though I look back fondly on my childhood, I… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor, — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The bathroom mirror has not budged, the woman who lives there can tell the truth from the stuff they say and looks… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Now you can leave home at any time you like.Your mother comes down and finds a picture of the Eiffel Tower on… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
I have seen that our best presidents were the do-nothing presidents: Millard Fillmore, Warren G. Harding. When you have a president who… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no… — Ronald Blythe Copy Share Image
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
We were never organized readers who would see a book through to its end in any sory of logical order. We weave… — Eleanor Brown Copy Share Image
But certainly in my grandmother's time - and when I was growing up, yeah, Demetrie's bathroom was on the side of the… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
When I finally decide that I'm ready to get out of bed, it could be the sunlight, it could be the fact… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom. — Hideo Kojima Copy Share Image
I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
In college, all my friends were graffiti writers, but I never wrote graffiti. I wanted to participate and do something cool on… — Ryan McGinley Copy Share Image
Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and… — Adele Copy Share Image
