One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate… — Arne Jacobsen Copy Share Image
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Everyone of us wakes up in the morning, goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror and asks: "Who am I? Who… — Aksel Hennie Copy Share Image
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
I lay there for three whole days, totally paralyzed. My friends helped me to the bathroom and anywhere else I needed to… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
People's live are expressed in little details…The soap in the bathroom, the flowers in the garden, the books on the bedside table… — Charlotte Moss Copy Share Image
My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “Where’s the bathroom?”… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
My ritual it's kind of an involuntary ritual. I lie awake the night before, worrying about award ceremony. Try and think of… — Tony Shalhoub Copy Share Image
“There are four categories of questions Emmily asks: 1. Can I please go to the bathroom? 2. Where is the bathroom? 3.… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“Human beings are not houses—you don't walk in and say, 'Well, so long as we gut the kitchen and add a third… — Sara Eckel Copy Share Image
To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When she faced the noise, she found the mayor’s wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I believe the best in people. I believe if you need a bathroom break you go to the bathroom. If you need… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
Every time I go into a vinyl-floored bathroom I feel I'm in a hospital, care home or weird institution. Or a really… — George Clarke Copy Share Image
“We sit against the tiles of the bathroom wall with our legs sprawled out in front of us, passing the brain back… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
You have the power to pause stuff and you have the power to go to the bathroom. You can do whatever you… — David Fincher Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
We are being entertained all the time - in the bathroom, on the train, in our beds. Sure, there is a smaller… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I… — Jeanne Moreau Copy Share Image
Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people have done… — Cee Lo Green Copy Share Image
“If ... you are looking for a large dose of truth with some all too human foibles and faults and long nights… — Leviak B. Kelly Copy Share Image
The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and… — Nadya Suleman Copy Share Image
I've got six brothers, so I grew up with all boys, then I moved in with three girls, and the differences were… — Kimberley Nixon Copy Share Image
Anyone who is awake and aware knows that these quote-unquote bathroom bills or any legislation discriminating against LGBTQ citizens is horrible. — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to die. Seriously. I had a 24-hour flu and then I had a stomach virus. I couldn't… — Austin Rivers Copy Share Image
All of a sudden, I don't have a leg. I'm in a wheelchair. I have half a foot; I can't even walk… — Lauren Wasser Copy Share Image
Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I realized that I loved using computers to create something, but being an architect just wasn't going to keep me interested. The… — Joseph Kosinski Copy Share Image
I need my products to work and be fast! I don't love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I find mirrors detestable; I dislike seeing myself. Of course, there's a mirror in the bathroom, but it's a magnifying one for… — Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt Copy Share Image
