Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
It is something that is just there, and it is huge, and everything has been built around it, and wherever one happens… — Mike Mason Copy Share Image
These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom. — Booger McFarland Copy Share Image
They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Looking back, I realize my favorite stories weren't in books, they were in comics. On top of being a history enthusiast, my… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom.… — Tom Coburn Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Regarding punishment, we've learned from the downfall of Harvey Weinstein and other famous men not only that times have changed, but also… — Vanessa Grigoriadis Copy Share Image
People who see an unhappy, sulky pop star assume that she's an ungrateful, self-absorbed little ninny. But nobody knows what's really going… — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Writers who think THEY are being criticized when only that writing is being criticized are beyond a teacher's reach. Writing can only… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
All I ever wanted was a warm, colourful and accessible bathroom that looked good. — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
My house always had at least 14 people in it. And one bathroom. So I didn't really want to be home. — Brian Ortega Copy Share Image
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. — Isaac Mizrahi Copy Share Image
Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you… — John Green Copy Share Image
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom. — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
One of the biggest mistakes celebrities make is being overly friendly. They allow photo shoots in their homes, even their bedrooms and… — Park Dietz Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the President could do so much here to help change images. If the President would go into a… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I remember one tour with two male-fronted bands, and they had a fight over who could use the bathroom first. Then they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people out there think everything I do is a publicity stunt, they think when I go to the bathroom it's a… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
