I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I crawled in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw the devil. It was me. — Larry Gatlin Copy Share Image
I couldn't fight, and I wasn't particularly interested in the academic. So I started doing satiric bits in the school bathroom. Guys… — Freddie Prinze Copy Share Image
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who is awake and aware knows that these quote-unquote bathroom bills or any legislation discriminating against LGBTQ citizens is horrible. — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
When it comes to trans people, we have to acknowledge their humanity and their dignity and listen to their voices and celebrate… — Jeff Varner Copy Share Image
I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
“Myrtle," Harry said slowly, "how am I supposed to breathe?" At this, Myrtle's eyes filled with sudden tears again. "Tactless!" she muttered,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
The writing process is sort of like when you've got no electricity and you've gotten up in the middle of the night… — Carolyn Chute Copy Share Image
I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night.… — Traci Bingham Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff. — Emily Weiss Copy Share Image
Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Help" is a prayer that is always answered. It doesn't matter how you pray--with your head bowed in silence, or crying out… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they… — Quinn Cummings Copy Share Image
“No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I'm always… — Pansy Schneider-Horst Copy Share Image
I sat up in bed. "What did he say?" Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
The tobacco markets I worked in were segregated. If you went to the bathroom, there was 'White,' there was 'Colored,' and there… — Kelvin Sampson Copy Share Image
