I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
What I remember about the experience is that if you went to go see 'Born On The Fourth Of July' and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once, I asked my mom why stars shine. She said they were night-lights, so the angels could find their way around in… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I lay there silently, hoarding my small dignity. I did not ask about the gate or the closet. I did not question… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
This could very easily be taken out of context, and I think it's funny now, but I remember looking in the mirror… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn't much fun. Home wasn't the same if I… — Peg Kehret Copy Share Image
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the… — Star Jones Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom. — Monica Denise Brown Copy Share Image
I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is… — Neville Cardus Copy Share Image
If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed… — Edith Konecky Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth… — Morena Baccarin Copy Share Image
There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes.… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
Many of Bonnard's later paintings are shot through with a powerful sense of morbidity. The self-portraits he painted after catching sight of… — Andrew Graham-Dixon Copy Share Image
I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm on tour and I'm in my hotel room and I'm writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom… — Colbie Caillat Copy Share Image
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
