Next morning I awoke, looked out the window and nearly died of fright. My screams brought Atticus from his bathroom half-shaven. "The… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I don't think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I'm shaving my legs. It wouldn't even… — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I plead guilty to that when I was young pastor. In one of my churches I changed so much, one old wag… — Jerry Vines Copy Share Image
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That's something that I learned when I was homeless. Hotels are awesome because they are going to let you in and you… — Lori Petty Copy Share Image
“I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
As I was getting interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, or some big pub guy, all I remember was that he went… — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
I'm in love with this country called "America." I'm a huge fan of America. I'm one of those annoying fans - you… — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
I have an older sister and my mom would dress us up identically, so in all of our pictures, we're in these… — Analeigh Tipton Copy Share Image
Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
I tilted my chin up a fraction. "You can't f-force me to stay here." I'd only agreed to come this far because… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. It’s the five responses that will get… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Proceed through each one of the actions in your bathroom routine by reminding yourself of why it is a necessary, positive, and… — S.J. Scott Copy Share Image
I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot… — Traci Bingham Copy Share Image
I learned my "facts of life" on toilet walls. I'd walk up in school bathrooms and there would be crude drawings and… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit… — Robert Ballard Copy Share Image
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Jessica?" "Oh, uh… sorry, François. I had to go to the bathroom." "What? Why?" Crud. Vampires didn't have to potty. "To get… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is,… — Tracee Ellis Ross Copy Share Image
When I was born, my dad was a scaffolder, and my mum worked in a chip shop. Then my mum taught herself… — Timothy Spall Copy Share Image
What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
At least it was instant. At least there wasn't any pain." I knew he was only trying to help, but he didn't… — John Green Copy Share Image
There are people who like short movies, and I think they should just watch our movies on DVD because they can pause,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I used to work at Bloomingdale's when I was transitioning, and they didn't want me using the same bathroom as the female… — Angelica Ross Copy Share Image
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid,… — Linda Fiorentino Copy Share Image
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no… — Ronald Blythe Copy Share Image
What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I didn't like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Love is a cognitive, willful act. Feelings have very little to do with it, particularly around three o'clock in the morning when… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
In high school I was an outcast... I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall… — Shay Mitchell Copy Share Image
I don't think it's man's function to write. I don't think it's a normal thing like teeth-brushing and going to the bathroom.… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
