Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure.… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We are being entertained all the time - in the bathroom, on the train, in our beds. Sure, there is a smaller… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
My credo is etched on my mirror in my bathroom and I see it when I brush my teeth in the morning.… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I don't remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites;… — Paula Yates Copy Share Image
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject… — Amelie Nothomb Copy Share Image
Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet… — Carly Aquilino Copy Share Image
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid,… — Linda Fiorentino Copy Share Image
I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs.… — Lewis Hamilton Copy Share Image
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
September knew a number of curse words, most of which she heard the girls at school saying in the bathrooms, in hushed… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
I got famous in my 30s. I already had a real life and kids and responsibilities, like laundry and cleaning bathrooms. It's… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The only thing I learned from the architecture is keep the bathroom and the kitchen near each other, so you don't have… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of… — Carl Paladino Copy Share Image
I want to come and play in cities and states where transgender citizens are not discriminated against, where there's no hateful bathroom… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
I usually have Kafka biography in my bathroom. It's a book I can open at random and feel interested in immediately. It's… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea. — Kyan Douglas Copy Share Image
