How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of… — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don't care who you love. I'm just trying to pee. -_- — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are bathroom singers, but I am a bathroom painter. In other words, my art will stay inside the four walls of… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom;… — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
If I really like the smell of something - a piece of tar or my goddaughter's plastic doll - I put a… — Mika Copy Share Image
I want to come and play in cities and states where transgender citizens are not discriminated against, where there's no hateful bathroom… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
“He was watching her,his eyes heavy lidded and filled with ire."The man in the bathroom wants to fuck you.Did you know that?"… — Laura Wright Copy Share Image
Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time.… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom… — Kelly Wearstler Copy Share Image
There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and… — Adele Copy Share Image
Readers, on the other hand, have at least 7.5 books going all the time. Actually, the number of books a reader takes… — Calvin Miller Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
“Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had… — John Green Copy Share Image
And why is it "homophobic" for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were uplifting boosters… — Burt Bacharach Copy Share Image
“I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
This could very easily be taken out of context, and I think it's funny now, but I remember looking in the mirror… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I do take time to pray. I also start my day in gratitude, and as my first foot hits the floor in… — Roma Downey Copy Share Image
My house always had at least 14 people in it. And one bathroom. So I didn't really want to be home. — Brian Ortega Copy Share Image
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
These people who build houses with 13 bathrooms and so on, there's something wrong with them. — David Cheriton Copy Share Image
I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
And me I'm in the bathroom crying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a man when you're scared, just like… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
In a bathroom choose a bold color pattern on the tile on a feature wall. Simple changes like that add a unique… — Drew Scott Copy Share Image
“This is from the man twho keeps an alphabetised collection of dog hair in the bathroom.” — Guy Adams Copy Share Image
“Sometimes spending the night on the bathroom floor brings clarity to an otherwise cloudy situation.” — Jewel E. Ann Copy Share Image
I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“ Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality! ” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced. — John Densmore Copy Share Image
