Men's Three Rules Of Getting Old 1. Never pass a bathroom 2. Never waste a hard-on 3. Never trust a fart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when its quiet in the bathroom but you know there are more people in there — Author Name Copy Share Image
Being a parent means treasuring every moment. Also you will never be able to go to the bathroom alone again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
Guys always follow me into the bathroom and ask for pictures and stuff. — Rob Gronkowski Copy Share Image
I was born in a 10x10 room of a chawl, and we shared a common bathroom with other people in the neighbourhood. — Vicky Kaushal Copy Share Image
“Livie: Connor where's your bathroom? Connor: there's one through that doorway, around the corner. First right. Grant: oh, I'd give that one… — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn't much fun. Home wasn't the same if I… — Peg Kehret Copy Share Image
The dining room is a building; the bathroom is a building. If we scatter this single-program architecture inside of a domestic environment,… — Jimenez Lai Copy Share Image
There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes.… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
I wish I had thrown out the bathroom scale at age 16. Weighing yourself every morning is like waking up and asking… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something.… — Willemijn Verkaik Copy Share Image
We were never organized readers who would see a book through to its end in any sory of logical order. We weave… — Eleanor Brown Copy Share Image
We had to do something at [a festival in Washington, D.C.]. I remember Chris Martin, by then we all knew him, there… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
I would wipe my tears, and walk out of the stall and the bathroom, and march myself back into that courtroom because… — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
They meet in the girls' bathroom. The last time they were forced to meet in a place like this, they took separate,… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
At school, I'd sing in groups in the locker room or in the bathroom, which was like an echo chamber. The problem… — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
My introduction to the Madonna Inn came as a young boy when we would take summer vacations to a nearby town. My… — Aaron Ruell Copy Share Image
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Think of two people, living together day after day, year after year, in this small space, standing elbow to elbow cooking at… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Jesus, you've got a death wish." "Right now I have a bathroom-and-sleep-somewhere safe wish, kid. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If I'm in a social situation where I'm triggered, I go into the bathroom and move and shake and breathe. — Alison Sudol Copy Share Image
“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom. — Hideo Kojima Copy Share Image
Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom. — Bill Jay Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant! — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff. — Emily Weiss Copy Share Image
Shout out to the girls that write there feelings on the bathroom stalls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're best friends when you're in the bathroom arguing over who gets the big stall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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