A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. — Isaac Mizrahi Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come? — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
In my childhood, we had only one toilet. It was my dream then to have a good bathroom where you can have… — Tanikella Bharani Copy Share Image
Everybody needs a seashell in her bathroom to remind her the ocean is her home. — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
“With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I got called a boy all the time. Going into the bathroom, I still get the shocked look, like, 'Are you supposed… — Brittney Griner Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
If you grasp the bathroom door handle to exit without using a paper towel, you're right back where you started, with who-knows-whose… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
September knew a number of curse words, most of which she heard the girls at school saying in the bathrooms, in hushed… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in… — Pulp Fiction Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait a minute. You expect me to stay overnight in a house with four single men? Sean grinned. We're perfect gentlemen, Kim.… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that… — Hugo Chavez Copy Share Image
Most guys believe that they're supposed to know how to fix things. This is a responsibility that guys have historically taken upon… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I like to relax and lie in the water. It is the way I calm myself down. But every time I walk… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
It is something that is just there, and it is huge, and everything has been built around it, and wherever one happens… — Mike Mason Copy Share Image
I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting… — David Chipperfield Copy Share Image
My wife and I replaced our nest with one on wheels. The RV became our new home. It's remarkable how homey it… — David James Copy Share Image
When I first lived in a model apartment... It was two bunk beds to a room, and the bathroom was constantly in… — Cameron Russell Copy Share Image
I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when 2 girls are arguing over team Edward and team Jacob in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls. — Connie Sellecca Copy Share Image
Boy are like dogs using the bathroom they use it then leave it behind — Carmen Perez Copy Share Image
~Well this morning I woke up on the bathroom floor and I dont know how I got there… ^_^ suspious < 3 — She's_gone Copy Share Image
I love a bathroom and fluffy bathrobe. Bear Grylls and camping... that's not me! — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
I totally decorated my bathroom myself. Know where I got all my stuff? Target! — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the… — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed. — Gian Carlo Menotti Copy Share Image
Ladies, I urge you never to buy a black bathroom suite. 'CBB' decided this would be glamorous. 'CBB' was wrong. — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom. — Booger McFarland Copy Share Image
Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! — Noah Scalin Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea. — Kyan Douglas Copy Share Image
