Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something.… — Willemijn Verkaik Copy Share Image
At school, I'd sing in groups in the locker room or in the bathroom, which was like an echo chamber. The problem… — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so… — Robert Carlyle Copy Share Image
At the core of every person or belief, there's a pain and a thorn. There's always something, whether it's a physical thing,… — Michael K. Williams Copy Share Image
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
Back when I was very small, and we had this bathroom with these sort of paneled mirrors on the side. And I… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror -- its presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again. — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
I don't even know of a room that doesn't have a flat-screen TV in it. These are things that just come in… — James Pearse Connelly Copy Share Image
If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
As you deal with thumb-crossings, or fingerings for the F-sharp-minor scale, or chromatic scales in double thirds, it is hard to accept… — Jeremy Denk Copy Share Image
I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate,… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer… — Lois Gould Copy Share Image
What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
We had to do something at [a festival in Washington, D.C.]. I remember Chris Martin, by then we all knew him, there… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects… — Charles C. Mann Copy Share Image
I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
