I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When you break your pelvis, you can't do a whole lot. It took me about six weeks to be able to get… — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
My favourite room in my house is easily the top room, which is a bedroom but also a bathroom, with a big,… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
When you're an actor on set, people treat you like a giant baby. They don't let you do anything. Like, "Do you… — Rooney Mara Copy Share Image
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight. — Lennox Lewis Copy Share Image
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls. — Connie Sellecca Copy Share Image
My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into… — Firoozeh Dumas Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Once, I lived in an apartment with a skylight in the bathroom. Every winter, it would snow through the skyline, but we… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
People never sing...except in the bathroom. Birthing women also make their natural sounds next to running bath water. There is something about… — Michel Odent Copy Share Image
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. — Ronnie Spector Copy Share Image
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We're in Trump times - we're in the time this misogynist hate clown is the leader of the free world, and when… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
I have never looked into my sister's eyes. I have never bathed alone. I have never stood in the grass at night… — Lori Lansens Copy Share Image
I love to design and remodel houses, from working with the contractors to picking the colours, materials, kitchen and bathroom accessories to… — Olivia Newton-John Copy Share Image
I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the… — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
