“Girl you need to go in the bathroom and get a mirror and look at the ones I put down below, on… — Chris Renee Copy Share Image
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I grew up in Gladstone, Alabama, on a dirt road, with an outside bathroom. — Mathew Knowles Copy Share Image
Save the world's water and flush every other time u use the bathroom — Everett Sandoval Copy Share Image
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend.… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
I was a hostess, I sold shoes, but I don't function well in jobs that don't have to do with what I… — Nina Arianda Copy Share Image
For the first time in history, Congress has 100 women in it. Congratulations. Welcome to modern times, America. It's great having 100… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For anyone who has ever stood before a bathroom mirror and secretly thanked The Academy, a hilarious guide to becoming 'It' in… — Bonnie Fuller Copy Share Image
What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with… — Jonathan Weeks Copy Share Image
It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I,… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
Writers who think THEY are being criticized when only that writing is being criticized are beyond a teacher's reach. Writing can only… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
I think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take… — Ron Santo Copy Share Image
Who puts the food in your mouth? Who goes to the bathroom for ya? You do. You came on this earth alone… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
“Myrtle," Harry said slowly, "how am I supposed to breathe?" At this, Myrtle's eyes filled with sudden tears again. "Tactless!" she muttered,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Amy bit her lip. "I was so scared, Dan. I couldn't think. She shook her head. "I feel so ashamed of myself.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I agree,” he said. “You have a horse in your bathroom, and I will, after all, have a little port.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
All I ever wanted was a warm, colourful and accessible bathroom that looked good. — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor, — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip. — Ellen Bass Copy Share Image
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones — Friday Copy Share Image
I was a 'bathroom actor' and people used to laugh at me, listening to my lofty aims and ambitions. — Ashish Vidyarthi Copy Share Image
Some people out there think everything I do is a publicity stunt, they think when I go to the bathroom it's a… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. — Hideo Kojima Copy Share Image
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight. — Lennox Lewis Copy Share Image
Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom. — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter" — Slug Copy Share Image
I hate it when I go to the bathroom and come back and all my classmates look at me, and I say… — Hong Copy Share Image
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) — James Patterson Copy Share Image
