Quote by Friday

“With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Nobody wakes up in the morning and says, ‘I can’t wait to clean out some shit today.”

— James Altucher

When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom.

— Anonymous

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

Your bathroom only needs to be big when you're in it.

— George Clarke

“It takes me an hour to pee. Is there a”

— Derek B. Miller

“The fact that you can go to the bathroom on an airplane is pretty novel. I bet nobody expected that a hundred years ago.…

— Neil Pasricha

“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before…

— Kyle Adams

My life's not an open window, for you to peep in!

— Anonymous

“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.”

— Stuart Gibbs

“A white American can orbit the earth, but a black American can’t enter a restroom.”

— Ken Follett

“Two people have been in the bathroom when asked to “Come on down.”

— Stan Blits