Quote by Chuck Palahniuk Download Open image ““With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.”” — Chuck Palahniuk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I wanted shit, I would have visited the privy, not asked for an audience with you.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“What do you see in him anyway?” “He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.” I smiled bitterly” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I look around for someplace to sit, but of course there's nowhere. It's the bathroom in the math wing, not the bathroom in Blair… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.” — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“leaving up toilet seats is for guys who have sex with their socks on.” — Nicola Rendell Copy Share Image
“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.” — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
