Ancient-legends-series Quote by Jayde Scott

“He kissed my cheek. “Don’t worry I’m far from perfect. Ask my mom. I can never remember to put the toilet seat down,” he…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

— Jarod Kintz

“you put the seat down to piss, don't you?" I asked, grinning. "Nah. Don't like getting my dick wet.”

— Christina Lauren

“With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Gram?” I asked. “You okay?” “Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.” I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“He steps back and sits in the chair in the corner. His grin is smug and cocky. He sits with his legs spread, like…

— Tara Brown

“I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs. Bathroom needs.”

— E.L. James

“What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago.” He made a choked sound and smiled—his characteristic…

— Noelle Adams

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“Sometimes it's necessary to leave the room. Come back a few minutes later with a handkerchief and a runny nose. He didn't notice that…

— Gregory Hill

“He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm like, "Alright.…

— Peter Seibel

“It was a unique view watching him undress from the floor. Not an entirely unpleasant one.”

— James Cox