Toilet seat Quote by Micalea Smeltzer

“Gram?” I asked. “You okay?” “Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.” I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“What do you see in him anyway?” “He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.” I smiled bitterly”

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“Then before he could break the moment, before he could turn away, I kissed him, and he didn’t stop me. Instead, he pushed my…

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“I remember every curve of your face," I whispered and leaned into him, kissing the edge of his jaw lightly. "Don't worry so much…

— Laney McMann

“Gen­tly, he leaned in and brushed his soft, gen­er­ous lips against mine. It was awe­some. I thought I might puke.”

— Storm Grant

“He took my hand, gave me a quick kiss, and led me to the front porch where my parents had left the light on.…

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