Humor Quote by Kiersten White Download Open image ““If I wanted shit, I would have visited the privy, not asked for an audience with you.”” — Kiersten White ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while everyone laughs and smiles and pretends everything’s okay.” — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“What do you see in him anyway?” “He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.” I smiled bitterly” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“I should have said “powder room.” That would evoke the image of me sitting before a beautiful gold mirror, a vase of fresh flowers… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Only downside to your place is the disturbing low amount of extraneous toiletries. No conditioner? Lip gloss? Sunscreen?" I jerked my thumb toward the… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“The room was plainly but adequately furnished; she noted the shower stall in the bathroom beyond. Actually, she would have preferred a tub, but… — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
“I want them to see me. Not my buttocks, not my dirty clothes, but me.” — NoViolet Bulawayo Copy Share Image
“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.” — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Be careful. I wouldn’t want anything to happen to the worst Spanish student in the history of the language.” I laughed. “No problemo. — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“I shuffled my weight from foot to foot, trying to relieve some of the soreness and wondering how long it would take Reth to… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“It’s about Fia. Everything always is, even when she is nowhere near, even when she left all of us. We still orbit the brilliant,… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Where did you find that one?" "I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess." "They must be able to sense a… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Fun-run" indeed,what a misnomer. That'd be like saying "calm gremlin" or "pleasant hag." Or 'entertaining history textbook. — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Yes, I have a driver's license." I leaned back against the wall, sighing. "Man, that must be so cool." "It ranks right up there… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Sir, yes, sir!' Tyler jumps up mock-saluting. 'I love when you get bossy, it's kind of adorable” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Jack, who apparently always had to be moving in some way, had made up for the missing knife by grabbing a half loaf of… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Reth reached out and took my fingers in his own, his touch light but comforting. “I’ve found that sacrifice is called that for a… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Heaven and hell,your hands are cold." "I never thought I'd prefer the dead silence of the Paths over anything,but it had to be better… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
