Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject… — Amelie Nothomb Copy Share Image
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over,… — Dennis Brown Copy Share Image
Many accidents in the home occur in the kitchen, more in the bathroom but most occur in the bedroom. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
When you're an actor on set, people treat you like a giant baby. They don't let you do anything. Like, "Do you… — Rooney Mara Copy Share Image
I shut the bathroom door and caught sight of my face in the mirror. I had no idea how quickly it was… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like… — Rachel Ticotin Copy Share Image
“Who the fuck keeps a house this clean? Why is this bathroom so goddamn spotless? Only a metrosexual, prissy fuckwit son of… — Derek Adam Copy Share Image
“I go to the bathroom. All my life I have been an orphan and an only child. Now I come from a… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two… — Sally J. Pla Copy Share Image
We go into the bathroom to take pictures. We take the longest time in there even at school. Then people ask why… — Brandy Starr Copy Share Image
I haven't a clue about the biology or the psychology involved when a person dissolves into tears, but it is quite fascinating… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
The house became full of love. Aureliano expressed it in poetry that had no beginning and no end. He would write it… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
Regarding punishment, we've learned from the downfall of Harvey Weinstein and other famous men not only that times have changed, but also… — Vanessa Grigoriadis Copy Share Image
What is it with girls?” Elliot said, splitting a smile between us. “I swear, I’ve never known a girl who could go… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the… — Joan Caulfield Copy Share Image
I grew up in a very small house with five brothers and sisters and my parents, all with one little bathroom. And… — John Varvatos Copy Share Image
Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have… — Ford Madox Ford Copy Share Image
Many of Bonnard's later paintings are shot through with a powerful sense of morbidity. The self-portraits he painted after catching sight of… — Andrew Graham-Dixon Copy Share Image
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living. — Will Self Copy Share Image
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is… — Neville Cardus Copy Share Image
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me. — Natalie Wood Copy Share Image
I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read… — Carol Ann Duffy Copy Share Image
There were eleven kids, and we all shared a bathroom. It was enough to drive us all insane. — Alice Ripley Copy Share Image
Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks where the bathroom is and then, instead, answers their mofo phone. — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
