Marriage accustomed one to the good things, so one came to take them for granted, but it magnified the bad things, so… — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
It's very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don't talk, to… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
The only time there's gonna be a transgender bathroom in the White House is during a gay rights ceremony. You know as… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving.… — Clive Owen Copy Share Image
When Demetrie got sick, we knew it was our responsibility to take care of her and pay her medical bills. And we… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like… — Rachel Ticotin Copy Share Image
I got stopped in front of the bras in Victoria's Secret; I get interrogated in airport bathrooms. I went to South Africa… — Sasha Pieterse Copy Share Image
Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom. — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “Where’s the bathroom?”… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I was born in a 10x10 room of a chawl, and we shared a common bathroom with other people in the neighbourhood. — Vicky Kaushal Copy Share Image
I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I've got six brothers, so I grew up with all boys, then I moved in with three girls, and the differences were… — Kimberley Nixon Copy Share Image
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
