Bathrooms Quote by Sally J. Pla

“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”

— Tina Fey

“Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.”

— Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.”

— R.K. Lilley

“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Listen—when you're on the toilet, from the point of view of the toilet, you are not an icon taking a crap. You are a…

— Tori Amos

“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean,…

— Lauren Morrill

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any…

— Justin Halpern

“I’ve memorized the best angles in the bathroom from which to see how badly I’ve disintegrated. I truly do go from sixty to zero.”

— Kris Kidd