I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
It's not just about being free to marry who you want, you now want to have men using women's bathrooms. — Kemi Badenoch Copy Share Image
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.--Regin” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
This is school, not a freakin beauty pageant. No need to apply makeup in the bathrooms and take up space! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Well, I don't like shooting in bathrooms. They're small and cramped and you've got harsh surfaces and it's difficult. — Zoe Buckman Copy Share Image
I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
In an ideal world, you would have his-and-hers bathrooms and his-and-hers dressing rooms, complete with a single bed where the Mrs. need… — David Linley Copy Share Image
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
When I was living out of my car, I did not know where we were going to eat, use the bathroom, rest… — Cori Bush Copy Share Image
How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Bathrooms have always been a big issue in my life. My parents fought for me to be able to enroll in elementary… — Jazz Jennings Copy Share Image
Wait a minute. You expect me to stay overnight in a house with four single men? Sean grinned. We're perfect gentlemen, Kim.… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
When it comes to trans people, we have to acknowledge their humanity and their dignity and listen to their voices and celebrate… — Jeff Varner Copy Share Image
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“If you’ve never been in a men’s room, and have only set foot in the ladies’ room at most fine (and not… — Julia Kent Copy Share Image
“I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Dear Bathrooms, You're taking all my business away. Sincerely, Real photo booths — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living. — Will Self Copy Share Image
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen Copy Share Image
Typically, in older homes, bathrooms tend to have oil-based paint. Some mould will accumulate on that from moisture. — Bryan Baeumler Copy Share Image
Back in my days ,bathrooms were used for taking a sh!t ,not for taking pictures..! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Bathrooms are an area where you get a high concentration of moisture, which can lead to mould, mildew, failing grout, rotting walls… — Bryan Baeumler Copy Share Image
“I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two… — Sally J. Pla Copy Share Image
Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image