Bathroom Quote by Ned Vizzini

I'd quite like to have one place where I stay put. And I don't like living in cities all the time. In order to…

— Daphne Guinness

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

— Will Self

In my childhood, we had only one toilet. It was my dream then to have a good bathroom where you can have undisturbed bath.

— Tanikella Bharani

I think bathrooms are where everyone bonds. That is the bonding place.

— Peyton List

The reason why access to facilities - and access to public spaces - is so important is because it's much more difficult to go…

— Sarah McBride

Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?

— Nick Swardson

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class.

— Anonymous

I put urinals in all my houses. They save marriages.

— Corey Harrison

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

— Becca Fitzpatrick

Every time I go into a vinyl-floored bathroom I feel I'm in a hospital, care home or weird institution. Or a really cheap hostel…

— George Clarke

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

— Lamorne Morris

I'm a person that enjoys having indoor plumbing and a shower and a toilet.

— Melissa Barrera