Bathroom Quote by George Carlin

I don't like sitting at a table that's too large, where everyone is too far apart. That's a party killer.

— Ina Garten

The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody…

— Philip Roth

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.

— Ward McAllister

“The dinner-table is often the terrain of critical conversations, for it is there one has the better of one's interlocutor. There is no escape…

— Maurice Renard

“...Death often likes to arrive unnoticed. Unheralded. Like a guest who is unfashionably early for a party, Death likes to slip in among the…

— Kathy E. Magliato

Planning a dinner party in a way that you're actually capable of getting it done without panicking is important. It's bad hospitality for the…

— Ted Allen

“Death often likes to arrive unnoticed. Unheralded. Like a guest who is unfashionably early for a party, Death likes to slip in among the…

— Kathy E. Magliato

Death is a surprise party. Unless of course you're already dead on the inside.

— John Kramer

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The…

— Nico Muhly

Death is a surprise party, and everyone is invited.

— Brandi Walden

Always remember to set a place at the table of life for the unexpected guest.

— Linda Ellerbee

There should be no rules at your dinner party except for people to eat a lot and enjoy a long night where they feel…

— Antoni Porowski