Bathroom Quote by Erma Bombeck

Boy are like dogs using the bathroom they use it then leave it behind

— Carmen Perez

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours...…

— Dylan Moran

My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says Good Job…

— Anonymous

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the kettle to…

— Anonymous

LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

— Nikhil Saluja

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

“Poor little doggie, you saved HIS child!”

— Mark Twain

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need…

— Patrick Ness

What the child says, he has heard at home.

— African Proverb

“Calling a cat a dog won't make it bark.”

— Kathie Freeman

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to…

— Jarod Kintz