Bedtime Quote by Dylan Moran

“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've never been…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Each night at bedtime, I'd close the bedroom door, climb into bed, and settle in under the covers. Within a minute, the door handle…

— Paul Stefaniak

Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.

— Jim Gaffigan

“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they’ve never been…

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my…

— Adam Sandler

“Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings. Once the lights are out, you can expect…

— Jim Gaffigan

“The only parents in the world who don’t need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night.”

— Stephenie Meyer

You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work.

— Monica Potter

“A child should never go to bed, they only wake up a day older.”

— J. M. Barrie

“try to avoid sending a kid to bed as punishment”

— David B. Agus

“Don’t make war in daytime, because children are playing in the streets; don’t make war in night time, because children are sleeping in their…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Bedtime rituals for children ease the way to the elsewhere of slumber - teeth brushing and pajamas, the voice of a parent reading, the…

— Siri Hustvedt