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There was a Young Person in pink, Who called out for something to drink; But they said, 'O my daughter, there's nothing but water!'…

— Edward Lear

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

— Erma Bombeck

Tweeting is a very personal form of expression. Who else could talk about my son refusing to wear a suit to meet the Pope,…

— Queen Rania of Jordan

When I came home in the rain, BROTHER asked why didnt u take an umbrella. SISTER advised why didnt u wait till rain stopped.…

— Babloo

Of course, I tweet. Tweeting is a very personal form of expression. Who else could talk about my son refusing to wear a suit…

— Queen Rania of Jordan

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that…

— Jim Gaffigan

I was so mad you could have boiled a pot of water on my head.

— Alice Childress

I slammed the door in the child's face, a horrific scream trapped in my throat.

— Nnedi Okorafor

“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know…

— Kate Atkinson

“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,…

— David Sedaris

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

— Casey Stengel

“Their song reminds me of a child’s neighborhood rallying cry—ee-ock-ee—with a heartfelt warble at the end. But it is their call that is especially…

— Annie Dillard