Dog Quote by Patrick Ness

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.”

— Patrick Ness

If dogs could talk, the whole world would look stupid. Dogs see, hear and understand, what we don't

— Florya99

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

— Orhan Pamuk

Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted…

— Mike Mills

I'm so glad my dog can't talk...he knows to much...

— Anonymous

Thank goodness pets cant talk, they all know too much.

— Anonymous

Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog…

— Dave Barry

“My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind”

— Seth Czerepak

Poor dog! I've a strange feeling about the dumb things as if they wanted to speak, and it was a trouble to 'em because…

— George Eliot

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

— Bill Nye

Dogs bark at what they don't understand.

— Heraclitus

Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo." "Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it.

— Patrick Ness