Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
The house became full of love. Aureliano expressed it in poetry that had no beginning and no end. He would write it… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
I just enjoy the sound as I hear it in everything around me. The high and low frequencies of sound bewitch me.… — Sivamani Copy Share Image
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom." — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I hate to be enclosed. I don't like bathroom doors - I don't shut them. In fact, in my house, I have… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
My introduction to the Madonna Inn came as a young boy when we would take summer vacations to a nearby town. My… — Aaron Ruell Copy Share Image
When I first lived in a model apartment... It was two bunk beds to a room, and the bathroom was constantly in… — Cameron Russell Copy Share Image
“I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were uplifting boosters… — Burt Bacharach Copy Share Image
When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
At least it was instant. At least there wasn't any pain." I knew he was only trying to help, but he didn't… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of bloke who spends a long time in the bathroom. I've never used a face cream in my… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have… — Ford Madox Ford Copy Share Image
What is it with girls?” Elliot said, splitting a smile between us. “I swear, I’ve never known a girl who could go… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter" — Slug Copy Share Image
Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip. — Ellen Bass Copy Share Image
My wife and I replaced our nest with one on wheels. The RV became our new home. It's remarkable how homey it… — David James Copy Share Image
People get famous now for I-don't-know-what. People have reality shows because they're a Hollywood socialite, and these things become very successful and… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
