Bathroom Quote by Shelly Crane

“I hate this part,” I sighed in aggravation and jerked the sunglasses from my eyes, setting them atop my head into my hair. “What?”…

— Shelly Crane

...now Eli was my new neighbor. Which was fine with me because I sucked at Math. Math and I were not on speaking terms.

— Shelly Crane

“I chose you, Clara, and you chose me. End of story.”

— Shelly Crane

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub.

— Karen Russell

Think of the universe as a benevolent parent. A child may want a tub of ice-cream and marshmallows, but a wise parent will give…

— Srikumar Rao

We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot Tub' is…

— Kurt Braunohler

What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit.

— Isabel Yosito

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but…

— Danny DeVito

There is this image of a guy in a hot tub, drinking champagne with two buxom blondes. But that is not the real me.…

— Robin Leach

And when you see it the first time you put the film together, the roughest cut, is when you want to go home and…

— Joel Coen

“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Whenever I’m sad I’m going…

— Sylvia Plath

People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit…

— Paget Brewster