Bathroom Quote by Slug

“He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. "This shit’s like making love in a canoe."…

— David Sedaris

“father’s drinking—did I mention that?”

— Christina Baker Kline

“When I was a kid I used to drink from the tap all the time. I'd run back into the flat all hot and…

— Ben Aaronovitch

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

There was a Young Person in pink, Who called out for something to drink; But they said, 'O my daughter, there's nothing but water!'…

— Edward Lear

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?'…

— Phyllis Diller

“If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all." "Too bad your personality's…

— Jesse Hajicek

Coffee is my water now.

— Becky G

“Coffee's in the cabinet over the sink. I won't take long." "Good. You want a cup?" "No, I'm good. I had some at the…

— Michael Connelly

“Always remember, child, that you are this water, and this water is you.”

— Francesca Cairns

“Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.”

— Rachel Hawkins

My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says Good Job…

— Anonymous